Episode 0485 – Early Presents

December 17, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Moral obligation; the 12 days; sick; charity case; party foul; weird recall; just a gun; drunk santa; call us – 214.267.9899.

00:00 Theme music – will put the cheer right in you.
00:15 Better not pout.
01:30 It most certainly is a moral obligation.
02:15 Sam has not been a good boy this year.
02:30 A 12 Days update.
02:50 Call us – 214.267.9899.
03:00 This picture was good and gross.
03:20 You can now buy what Kim got. Coolness.
04:00 This is not the intended use.
05:20 Anything that vibrates will eventually be put to the wrong use.
07:00 Best television ever.
08:20 Kim is wretchedly sick.
10:50 Charity ends at home.
12:45 More options, please. I beg of you.
13:40 Not many, is the answer.
15:15 Don’t mess with Sam’s emotions.
16:10 This is a solvable problem.
17:15 Oh, now you need us to pay for the party, too?
18:20 In what way is this fair?
19:15 Oh, great. Thanks, losers.
20:50 Plan better, losers.
21:05 Thing 3 does some research.
23:00 Mean Santa.
23:50 Look, it’s a recall, but it’s cool. Reaaaaally.
26:00 Scientists, please use science. Thanks.
28:00 It’s just a gun. Relax.
29:15 You guys are not cleaning very thoroughly.
30:35 Learn to park.
32:25 I’m drunk santa!
34:11 The penalty cannot be extreme enough.
35:10 Don’t make Santa sad.
35:50 Call us – 214.267.9899.
36:30 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
37:00 Buy stuff!
37:35 Seeya!