Episode 0483 – Battle Stations

December 14, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: A pronouncement; the evil child; Christmas blackmail; the best website; Day 1; bread crimes; kids for phones; illegal immigration app; mall train; call us – 214.267.9899.

00:00 Theme music – think of it as an early Christmas present.
00:15 Welcome back to the show – you know you love it.
00:20 You are now in the Christmas Spirit. Accept it, and deal with it.
01:00 Battle stations!
01:45 An unusual situation.
02:20 Call us – 214.267.9899.
02:25 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
02:30 Do not panic, Sam won’t do this unless you want him to.
03:00 Now Sam’s feelings are hurt.
03:30 Thing 3 needs to just get this over with.
04:10 Christmas does make children insane.
04:45 This is just not a nice thing to say to anyone.
05:40 Just take your admonishment, do not talk back.
06:20 And this is just plain evil, kid.
07:50 Good thing this is just a myth.
08:50 The Christmas Blackmail.
09:45 You have to chill out, kid.
11:20 Some book learnin’ for you.
12:30 When parents are dumb.
13:45 This site is a boon to cheaters and parents alike.
15:25 Day 1 of the 12 Days of Christmas.
16:30 Sam wins. Woot.
17:30 Kim slices Sam open with her toes of death.
18:50 Eat your bread!
20:40 There is a difference here.
21:25 Crime is crime. For real.
21:40 Sam’s unpleasant crime example.
23:30 Oh, China.
24:45 Look, everyone has choices.
26:00 Phones are both more and less expensive than people think.
26:50 Well, this is not a very American thing to do.
28:15 This will most likely not be used as intended.
29:10 Sometimes, you get what you deserve. More or less.
31:30 Sam for governor.
33:00 Stop the madness, malls.
35:20 Call us – 214.267.9899.
35:30 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
36:30 Seeya!