Episode 0459 – Say Please
On today’s show: Computer woes; extra kid; a weird request; lazy college kid; can I go back to jail?; dumb footballer; call us – 214.267.9899.
00:00 Theme music – because you demanded it.
00:15 Oh, computers, we hate you.
01:10 This is what you missed when you were not at the lives how.
02:10 Call us – 214.267.9899.
02:20 Email us – email@example.com.
03:30 Kim has a fourth kid when she’s walking.
04:30 Teach your kid to cross the road, lady.
05:20 Stop pawning your kid off, lady.
07:00 This is the last time, kid.
08:00 There are too many ways this can go wrong.
09:30 Clearly a grown-up discussion needs to be had.
10:25 Kim gets the law involved.
11:30 Next year will be a problem.
12:00 A strange request.
13:10 Sam feels abandoned.
14:20 So now we’re supplying cake mixes?
15:00 And butter.
15:25 And a bowl.
15:40 And everything else, too.
17:40 These peope are not your friend.
18:00 The number of decent parents is plummeting.
19:30 We’ll teach you to be a better parent.
20:00 I’m a busy guy, all right?
21:00 Handle your own crap, kid.
21:40 It’s the fault of the baby boomers.
23:00 Kids need to toughen up a bit.
24:30 Basic life lessons, people, basic life lessons.
25:50 Please put me back in jail, kthx.
27:15 He’s not such a bad guy.
28:30 Sam is not a good guest.
29:00 Maybe you’re too dumb for football.
30:30 If you were any good, this would not be a problem.
32:00 In Texas, this would be a much bigger deal.
33:00 Television does not make your kid smarter, like, ever.
34:15 Sam should be in charge of television. All television.
36:30 Other countries do take this more seriously than we do. A lot more seriously.
37:45 Sam has standards.
38:00 Call us – 214.267.9899.
38:10 Email us – firstname.lastname@example.org.