Episode 0448 – Driven

October 8, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Halloween; kidnapping attempt; driving madness; get in the box; leaf dumping; slow chicken; show notes; call us – 214.267.9899.

00:00 Theme music – will make your hair stand up in the right conditions.
00:15 Ah, Halloween. So much fun. So ruined.
01:10 Do not rush Christmas. You’ll ruin it for everyone.
01:45 Thing 1 is almost a licensed driver.
02:40 Call us – 214.267.9899.
02:45 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
03:15 Thing 3 stops a kidnapping.
03:45 Thing 3 corrals the kindergartners.
04:45 Strange dude at the school.
05:50 This is why people must be punished. Severely.
07:50 This is going to stop.
08:30 Parking lots in Dallas are insane.
09:30 This should not happen.
10:10 Sam loses his mind.
11:00 Some people just want to pick a fight.
11:50 Kim panics unnecessarily.
12:30 And this is no good, either.
14:00 Hangers are not safety devices. At all.
15:20 Kids do not make good paperweights, people. They really do not.
16:20 Clothes hangers – again, do not strap things down with them.
17:50 Sam shows he is not smart.
19:10 Do not dump your leaves in this guy’s yard.
20:15 When you know your neighbor carries a gun, you have to approach him carefully.
21:10 This is pretty rude.
23:00 Leaf piles are only fun when you don’t have to rake them.
24:00 Sam prepares to chop trees.
25:10 Get me my chicken, damnit!
26:00 Control your mouths, people.
27:15 Get your act together, fast food restaurants.
28:00 Nobody steps up to help this guy out?
30:00 Show notes – are any of you reading these?
31:43 Seeya!