Episode 0431 – Slapdown

September 9, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: The most important thing; certifiable; order ahead; idiot moms; slappers; the great escape; listener email; abandoned kids; call us – 214.267.9899.

00:00 Theme music will not cure swine flu.
00:15 Welcome to the show, sickies.
01:10 Call us – 214.267.9899.
01:20 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
01:30 The uncanny valley of sex.
02:30 Sometimes too real is just too real.
03:30 This is just too much detail.
04:30 Pause here to cleanse your mental palette.
04:45 Thing 1 is a little too confident behind the wheel.
06:00 This class might be a little tough if you’re not good at math.
07:30 Thing 1 goes for the gold.
08:15 You don’t have to leave, unless . . .
09:00 Going back is much harder than just staying in.
09:30 Sam and the anti-motorcycle mom.
10:30 People, if you can order ahead then you SHOULD order ahead.
11:30 Look, don’t touch.
12:15 The idiot moms.
13:00 If we had a boy . . .
15:00 Kids and helmets.
15:45 Everyone loves this story.
16:00 Shut that kid up, or I will.
16:40 Do not ignore this.
17:20 Once more, this advice does work.
18:10 Just a little pop.
18:55 He does indeed look like he might hit your kid.
19:50 Getting way from her.
20:50 Sometimes you just have to be extreme.
21:50 Some people tell stories to break up.
22:50 If you never plan to see someone again, who cares what you tell them?
23:40 The pain is still pretty raw.
25:00 Listener email from New Mike.
26:00 A 9-year-old turns his nose up at a hot dog wrapped in bacon.
26:50 Boobies or babies? You decide.
27:50 This is just another way to lose your kids.
29:30 Kids are, basically, monkeys.
30:00 This may not be the most wholesome place.
31:00 Hot cars are no fun to be in.
31:50 Motorcycle recommendations for New Mike.
33:00 Who really wants a virtual girlfriend?
35:20 Kim’s coupon system.
37:00 Call us – 214.267.9899.
37:25 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
38:00 Seeya!