Episode 0422 – Health Scare

August 24, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Doomsday; the Lisa issue; hand washing; immunization from hell; wart shots; antiviral nightmare; you will never make this normal. Call us – 214.267.9899.

00:00 Ah, theme music.
00:15 Welcome back to the show, people.
00:30 Doomsday people. You know who you are.
01:00 You are hereby deputized to save the human race.
01:45 Like the new sound? Tell Sam!
02:00 Call us – 214.267.9899.
02:15 Oh, Lisa.
02:30 Sam prepares an intervention.
03:14 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
03:20 Using Amazon is a great way to help the show.
04:00 The first of the Apocalyptic people.
05:00 This is not washing your hands.
06:00 Hand sanitizer does not actually count as cleaning.
07:00 Sing while washing up, you filthy animals.
08:45 Why do you sick people sit on the well side of the doctor’s office?
09:30 But the exam room is cleaned.
10:00 Thanks, Dallas.
11:00 Kim is not amused by her time in the doctor’s office.
11:40 Everyone was warned about the shots.
12:45 Yeah, I’m not bending over in the doctor’s office while wearing a gown.
13:50 Kids are having a hard time with the immunization thing.
14:30 Fine, you just want your extra copay, whatever.
15:30 Thing 2 fears doctors beyond all reason.
16:50 Nothing bad has ever happened here.
17:30 Kim gets caught in a lie.
18:50 Great, now she’s screaming.
19:30 Sedatives are on the schedule now.
19:50 Appears to be in line is not the same as ‘is safe.’
20:45 You used to have to review this stuff a little bit.
21:50 There’s a difference in severity of disease here.
22:50 Let’s just wait on this, all right?
23:25 Sam has no idea what he’s talking about.
24:10 50% chance. Flip the coin.
25:30 Hey, stop this.
26:20 Take all of your pills as you are instructed. For reals.
28:00 This really doesn’t make any sense. We don’t know.
29:00 Tamiflu is not a panacea.
29:45 Antibiotics are very useful – if you use them right.
30:35 Ah, Florida. You never fail to deliver.
31:00 You probably should have kept this in.
31:35 People will look at you like a freak, because you are a freak.
32:30 Some things are acceptable. Some things are not. Ever.
34:00 This is not a good qualification for a friend.
35:00 Yuck.
37:50 Call us – 214.267.9899.
38:00 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
39:12 Seeya!