Episode 0396 – Thievery

July 2, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Go-carts; 911 experience; Sam gets temporarily robbed; let me just borrow this; ambulance looting; prostitutes; dumb people; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00
00:15 Welcome back to the show, you know you want it.
00:55 Just deserts.
01:25 Being single is harder than you think.
01:40 call us – 206.339.7482.
01:45 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
01:50 If you bought a go-cart, please to be telling us about it.
02:50 Thing 1’s 911 experience.
03:30 Sam would not be a good restaurant worker.
04:15 Making people late will result in poor food.
04:50 I lost my cell phone, please to be helping.
05:30 Let’s see if we can find this, shall we.
06:00 Of course, now it’s time to get the police involved.
06:45 What are we doing here, lady?
08:50 When banks steal.
09:30 Sam did break the couch, but it was a million years old.
10:40 This is a pretty low limit.
11:30 Dude, where’s my money?
13:00 We were nowhere NEAR the limit.
13:45 I did not miss a payment, YOU missed a payment.
14:50 You can’t call me before you lock my account?
16:15 Other banks manage to check with me.
17:15 Oh, look, we fixed it. Go spend money.
17:40 Look, you didn’t fix it.
18:40 No one should have called you. Wait, WTF?
19:30 Sometimes, actual cash is needed.
20:45 Get out of my account, ex-wife.
21:20 Someone should have noticed this.
22:15 I don’t care if your dog ate your checks, this is not legal.
22:30 Kim offers a shocking explanation.
24:00 You get their attention, moms, I’ll take this here loot.
25:20 He just stole it to sell it.
26:30 Just needed to heat up his meth pipe.
27:30 Kim encounters some hookers. Or not.
28:30 Kim is not sure how this is going to work out.
29:30 Thanks for screwing it up for everyone, you idiots.
30:10 Stop being stupid.
31:30 And now, no one gets to have Vicodin or Percocet.
32:50 What is Kim going to do?
34:30 You can probably get chicks if you’re a doctor.
35:00 Call us – 206.339.7482.
35:15 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
36:36 Seeya!