Episode 0392 – Doing Things
On today’s show: Sunburn; listener email; Thing 1 takes a ride; idiot kids; splitting up on TV; Planet of the Knife-Wielding Ape; pinning it on the kid; call us – 206.339.7482.
00:00 Theme music, a soothing oatmeal bath for your itchy soul.
00:15 Welcome back to the show, we’re not picky.
00:45 Kim’s Achilles’ heel.
01:50 It can be hot out by the pool.
02:10 Call us – 206.339.7482.
02:15 Email us – firstname.lastname@example.org.
03:00 An email from Eric D.
04:10 We don’t know much about sports. But we do believe that baseball is too boring for kids.
05:00 Football can be entertaining, especially at the stadium.
05:25 Ice skating can be an expensive hobby.
06:30 You can take your kid to the movies, as long as you are prepared to bail out if the kid is rotten.
07:15 Begin the training early.
08:30 All the kids want to ride the motorcycle.
09:30 Sidecars are not cheap.
10:30 Thing 1 almost wrecks the bike just getting on it.
11:30 Why is everyone afraid they’re going to fall off the back?
11:50 Kim and Sam are the magical elves of the world.
13:00 Ice machines – they’re supernatural.
14:50 We need new kids.
15:15 Ah, Jon and Kate are splitting up.
16:30 Maybe having a billion kids and parading them around on TV all the time is hard on your relationship.
18:00 Everything changes once you have kids, much less kids on television.
19:15 Of course, we’ll pass up a chance to do good.
20:15 Parents the world over now get the opportunity to explain divorce to their children.
21:10 Gorillas + knives = Planet of the Apes.
22:20 Gorillas will cut you.
24:20 The origins stories are always the best.
25:10 My son did it.
25:15 Oh, yeah, my son is only a few months old.
26:00 A theory.
27:30 Wishing harm on children is how the world ends.
28:00 Parent/child credit card fraud is awesome.
29:30 Sexy zombies – seems unlikely.
31:00 Remembering childhood ghost stories.
31:45 Call us – 206.339.7482.
31:55 Email us – email@example.com.