Episode 0384 – Parents and Kids

June 11, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Different opinions; painting a room; family email harassment; you are not clever enough; mom costs a pinkie; running over mom; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – like a shot of awesome right into your hypothalamus.
00:15 Welcome back to the show, peoples.
00:40 Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl. Differing opinions.
01:30 Parents and kids – natural enemies.
01:40 Call us – 206.339.7482.
01:45 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
02:10 Weeds is back, yay.
02:50 Kim can determine paternity by sight.
03:20 The finger test.
04:10 Kim paints a room.
04:50 The kids aren’t as much help as you’d like to think.
05:40 These kids never get tired.
06:30 It takes a while to get ready to paint.
07:15 Puking is hard to control.
08:00 Fake bonsai – a big hit with the kids.
09:00 Restoring order is a little troublesome.
10:00 The email campaign from hell.
11:20 No amount of begging can change this, people.
12:30 No one cares that it’s Sam’s birthday.
13:20 It’s not really our fault you people haven’t seen us.
14:15 This may make the orphaning complete.
14:50 Kim goes the copy/paste route.
16:00 Kim’s mom is no better, do not let her fool you.
16:45 You have to be clever to have a child in Britain.
17:50 This kid ain’ right.
18:50 You don’t get to keep this kid, we’re giving it away.
20:00 If you’re not going to publish the rules, you shouldn’t get to take the kid.
21:20 Preventing kids is not the same as taking kids.
23:15 Mom, great. Now I don’t have a finger.
24:45 Sometimes you have to sue your parents.
25:15 Sam’s scheme.
26:20 This was totally Kim’s fault.
27:20 Learning to drive. By killing your mom.
28:20 You stop them by slapping them in the head.
30:10 Being free from your parents can be worth the cost of living alone.
32:00 Being an adult is harder than people think.
33:10 Call us – 206.339.7482.
33:15 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.