Episode 0363 – Old Age

May 5, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Thing 1 plans to move; the almost literal buzzkill; Cowboy collapse; Goldmother; devil woman; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – it’s like a shot of adrenaline in your brain.
00:15 The show – welcome to it.
00:50 Hello Kitty – now for your lady parts. Contest
01:40 Thing 1 is making plans to move.
02:15 Oh, you have nothing, kid.
03:00 It really is nice over there where the Cowboys live.
04:00 The budget – you’re doing it wrong.
04:45 Good luck finding time to cook, kid.
06:00 You can only cut so many corners before your neighbors cut you.
06:30 You can only take what you carry in your own hands.
07:30 Things have to be a little hard, or no one would ever learn.
08:30 Kim has her new buzzkill button installed.
09:30 Sam makes plans.
10:00 Kim pours a drink.
10:30 And Kim starts to feel unwell.
11:00 Blood pressure falling . . .
11:40 Now it’s time for the high school cure.
13:30 Kim expels it all.
14:10 Sam spends all night watching over Kim.
15:10 The future looks exceptionally bleak.
15:50 God says, “No More Football.”

17:20 Build an actual practice building, please.

18:30 Only the cheap, practically inflatable building collapsed.
19:00 Look, I’m not stealing, okay . . .
20:30 Leprechauns attack!
23:15 The devil made her do it.
24:30 Sometimes, things go really bad.
25:40 How to sentence the old people.
26:20 Sam spells out the conspiracy.
33:30 Call us – 206.339.7482.
33:46 Seeya!