Episode 0361 – Magic

May 1, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Magic problems; nudity; the trip to Ikea; the power of gorilla glue; dentists; stop running or drown; I’m having a bad day; cannibals; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – so awesome it hurts.
00:30 The problem with magic.
02:10 Deadliest Catch – best reality show ever.
02:20 Call us – 206.339.7482.
02:30 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
03:00 Thing 3 does not approve of nudity.
03:30 How do you get magicians to agree to be on a channel that is revealing their secrets?
04:50 And now, I’m a magician.
05:50 Turning the tables is always fine.
06:40 Ikea makes our kids dumb.
07:30 Rooms in a box – this is what Thing 3 likes.
08:30 Dressers are one of those things that are not fun to buy.
09:30 Sam forgets one thing, and it just never ends.
10:40 Ikea carts are not meant for children.
11:30 So sorry, Kim, the rye crackers didn’t make it home.
12:20 Way to go, girls. Thanks for breaking the drawer.
13:13 Sometimes a hundred words would be better than a picture.
13:30 Gorilla glue to the rescue.
13:45 Kim fears when Sam goes to the dentist.
14:30 Maybe Sam does need to go looking scummy.
15:40 Milling machines are awesome.
16:45 Stop smashing my teeth with a mallet.
17:30 Getting your teeth electrified is not fun.
19:00 Kim closes the purse strings.
19:20 Stop running, you’ll drown.
21:00 Do not run if you’re holding. They will catch you and you will get arrested.
21:30 Why can’t some people swim?
22:40 Things you need to learn before you go on survivor.
23:50 I’m having a bad day. Now you are, too.
24:50 This is the first of many things to come.
26:00 Guns, easy to get.
27:20 As times get tough, people freak out.
28:45 The hardcore protest.
29:50 You cannot eat medical benefits.
30:50 It’s time to rescue some animals.
34:15 Call us – 206.339.7482.
34:20 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
36:30 Seeya!