Episode 0358 – Get Out
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On today’s show: Evil children; lizardnapped!; Thing 1 becomes a monster; get out of the living room; selling a kid; bibles in the school; crappy doctors; call us – 206.339.7482.
00:00 Theme music – much better for you than swine flue.
00:25 Children, we’re tired of them.
01:00 Sam has decided that he has raised his children enough.
01:30 Call us – 206.339.7482.
01:35 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
02:00 Missing lizard.
02:50 You can’t just let lizards roam about.
03:30 Lizards can get damn near anywhere.
04:30 You never know, lizards are wily.
05:30 Kids are the reason we don’t have nice things.
06:40 If kids think things will kill them, they are less likely to mess with them.
07:15 Thing 1 becomes #1 with a bullet.
08:00 The kids are almost nothing like Kim. It sucks.
09:00 How the kids pile on to make everything worse.
09:20 Thing 2 joins the fray.
09:50 Thing 1 crosses the line.
10:25 Oh, look, the parents were right.
11:20 You can’t really have the police just there?
12:20 Wow, kid, you’re way out of line here.
13:30 We need to talk.
14:10 Sam is mean. Everyone knows it.
15:50 Being a teenager is how nature prepares you to be ejected into the world.
16:40 We have no idea what you kids are capable of.
17:10 Sometimes, parenting is just about yelling.
18:00 Life on your own is not all happy funtimes, kid.
19:30 Kim collapses.
19:0 Stay out of the living room.
20:15 And they’re back.
21:00 The mosquito tone actually works.
22:00 I need rent money, please buy my child.
23:40 Sam thinks the more traumatic the birth, the stronger the bond.
25:20 We did not ever plan on selling the child, though.
26:30 Sam comes up with a new plan for how to bond with kids.
27:35 Modesty is not an excuse to be an idiot.
27:50 The bible doesn’t talk about school uniforms.
29:00 Sam really should be on the school board.
30:15 We have rules, follow them.
32:00 Is this an appendix or not?
34:00 No one noticed this was not right?
35:30 At least in a small town, doctors know you.
36:30 Let’s start paying a little more attention, doctors.
37:15 Call us – 206.339.7482.
37:30 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
39:00 Seeya!
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Nice Echo effect past the approx 23 minute point….