Episode 0349 – Rules
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On today’s show: Too many rules; listener email; fighting with substitutes; Kim in danger; pills at school; duct tape punishments; husband hunting; call us – 206.339.7482.
00:00 Theme music – for the children.
00:15 Welcome to the show.
00:30 Stop enforcing stupid rules.
01:30 How will the kids ever learn?
02:00 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
02:05 Call us – 206.339.7482.
02:20 Email from Patrick.
03:15 How to put a price on sexy time.
04:00 Sam can no longer try to not freak Kim out.
04:45 The prices of prostitutes are probably pretty flexible.
05:50 Also lie about frequency.
06:45 Kim is very moral, but she can be purchased.
08:15 Thing 1 picks a fight with the substitute.
09:15 Debating doesn’t require believing in one side or the other.
09:30 Ah, euthanasia.
10:30 Thing 1 does not like to be told what is what.
10:45 And then the substitute got inappropriate.
12:10 Don’t tell anyone, I’m a bad substitute.
12:30 Learn from your past mistakes, people. Please.
14:00 Kim needs to learn that her safety is important.
15:00 Enter the creepy stalker.
15:45 This is the proper way to handle a stalker.
16:30 In this neighborhood, creepy dudes are creepy at their own risk.
17:30 Sam seeks out the creep.
18:25 Thing 3 is not a reliable witness.
19:40 Pop a pill, get suspended.
20:00 Birth control is worse than heroin.
20:30 Maybe you take your pill before school in the future.
21:20 End the madness, people. End it now.
22:10 We’re making our kids useless. Seriously.
23:20 Well this is a bit of a conflicting message.
23:40 Hey, kid, stay in your chair or I’ll tape you to it.
25:00 Our kids would just make this situation worse.
25:45 Sam fixes school problems.
26:50 Student sharing isn’t fixing the issue.
28:00 In the old days, alternative school was where the douches went.
28:50 Sam plans to run for Congress.
29:00 Hunting for a husband is not college.
30:00 Most women could find a husband in three months, if they had to.
33:00 Talking to people from long ago – so frightening.
35:00 Sam ponders negativity.
37:00 Call us – 206.339.7482.
37:20 Email us – rwthyshow@gmail.com.
39:10 Seeya!
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