Episode 0347 – Celebration

April 7, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Listener voice mail; Thing 2 gets older; the swimming party; birthday dinner; fundraiser screwjob; stupid people and textbooks; sexing up the vacuum; broken junk; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – so tasty.
00:15 Welcome back to the show, you awesome people.
00:45 Call us – 206.339.7482.
01:00 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
01:15 Daniel calls in.
01:45 I know, Sam is mean.
02:30 Kidonomics was, indeed, an awesome episode.
04:00 We don’t make crap up, people.
04:45 It’s not like you can ignore this kind of disgusting mess.
05:20 Thing 2 has now been teenager for a whole year.
06:00 It is not swimming weather yet.
07:00 When your lips are blue, it is too cold. For reals.
07:45 Freakin’ inbred hill people. Oh, wait.
08:30 Shocking, someone was unreliable.
09:30 Driving in circles makes Sam very unhappy.
10:15 Thing 2 begins the impossible.
11:15 Yes or no, that’s all I’m asking.
13:00 Birthdays are kind of a big deal in this family.
14:00 Sam gives simple instructions. Everyone ignores them.
15:40 Thing 1 doesn’t believe we do anything for her.
17:00 Thanks for nothing, kid.
17:45 When your kids get old, sometimes it’s disappointing.
19:00 How to get screwed on fundraisers.
20:00 Lesson to the kids – do what you’re asked, and get screwed.
21:00 Surprise, I’m not paying for your kid, anymore.
22:00 Sam doesn’t need self-esteem.
22:30 Yay, for stupid people.
23:50 Dinosaurs, learn about them.
24:10 The Garden of Eden did not have sleestaks.
25:00 Too bad, so sad, Texas decides what kind of textbooks the rest of you get.
25:45 People with money want the rest of us to be stupid. Seriously.
26:00 Proselytizers get sneaky.
27:00 This is too many people to bring a bible.
27:45 Do not sex up the vacuum cleaner.
29:00 Kim believes it is a size issue.
30:30 Do not do this.
31:45 The horror of broken junk.
32:30 This does not sound like something gentle or tender.
33:00 Kim gives permission to cry.
34:20 Doctors should catch this. I mean, it’s broken.
35:30 This should be worth a lot of money.
36:30 This is important for a marriage, people.
37:30 Sam points out the end of days indicator.
39:00 Call us – 206.339.7482.
39:20 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
40:00 Seeya!