Episode 0344 – Superstars

April 2, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Don’t be a dick; dddog calls in with lady troubles; Thing 3 and the sock; open call; this kind of threat is a bad idea; stupid crooks; lord of the cats; parasites; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – it incites the mind to groove.
00:45 It’s okay to be childlike. It’s not okay to be a childish dick.
01:10 This is not that house, kids. It is not.
01:30 Don’t bring your teenage friends to my house, damnit.
02:00 Call us – 206.339.7482.
02:05 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
02:15 Dddog calls in with some lady troubles.
02:45 Immaturity – it can be a problem.
03:00 Ladies, this is not a cool move.
04:30 So you’re going to the jungle, what do you bring?
05:30 Really, you’re going to bring that?
06:15 Okay the explanation is halfway decent. This might actually be our kid.
08:40 And look, it’s a weapon.
09:50 Even MacGyver wouldn’t go this far.
11:15 Sam makes a teacher cry.
12:00 Maybe Sam was one of the kids he complains about. The horror . . .
13:00 The movie star dilemma.
13:30 Dallas is like a tiny version of Hollywood, with fewer crackwhores.
14:30 Kim the camera girl.
15:10 Thing 3 locks up on camera.
17:00 The jawjury.
19:00 Kim instills the fear.
19:30 Do not make this kind of threat.
20:20 Oh, clearly not a threat.
20:45 You can’t just punish people without diluting the meaning of crime.
21:40 Sometimes the law needs to be a little reasonable.
21:45 One more time- no naked pictures on the internet, ladies.
24:30 Modern technology is problematic for so many reasons.
25:00 This is why you shouldn’t do drugs, kids.
25:50 Taxis are not getaway cars.
27:00 Ignorance is rarely an excuse.
27:50 The involuntary cramming in jail is being examined.
29:00 On the other hand, the cramming is a good deterrent.
29:45 Meldrick calls in.
30:00 Ugh, too many cats.
31:50 That is a lot of cat beds.
33:00 This guy was, indeed, the lord of the cats.
33:50 Toxoplasmosis is bizarre beyond measure.
35:45 Call us – 206.339.7482.
35:55 It’s a facebook group. You can find it easily.
36:40 email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
37:32 Seeya!