Episode 0343 – Dragons

March 31, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Exotic animals; evil girlfriend; prom sluts; the class pet comes to visit; early-morning teacher conference; don’t poot on the bus; beer11; shamwOUCH; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – like the calm before the storm.
00:50 The dragon lady – a little bit of sexy, a lot of rage.
01:25 Kim is really, really not too nice.
01:40 Call us – 206.339.7482.
01:45 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com
02:00 What kind of doofus pays for porn?
03:15 Kim is not amused by the men in porn.
04:05 The worst segue ever.
04:30 Sam prepares to warn the boy to stay away from Thing 1.
05:30 Thing 1 tries on her prom dress.
06:00 No one likes the shelf boob.
07:20 Prom dresses in Dallas are pretty whorish.
07:50 Just be grateful, little monsters.
08:50 People never ask Sam for permission anymore.
09:50 Prom does turn ladies into sluts. Sad but true.
11:00 Sometimes you just have to ask . . .
11:20 Ah, reward tickets for fourth graders.
12:15 My head, stop humping it.
12:50 Lizards are disgusting.
13:30 Kids can fool you with their industrious ways.
14:20 Where are the lizard-handling instructions?
15:45 Lizards are slow to get moving in the morning.
16:45 Spined-creature battle royale.
18:45 Sam declares a free day on Saturday.
19:00 But not on this Saturday.
20:45 Guess whose kid this is not.
22:20 Don’t touch the anatomically correct mannequins.
24:00 Don’t fart on the bus, kid.
25:10 Teenage boys just smell bad. You can’t penalize them for that.
26:30 Sometimes you can’t sneak it out.
27:50 Beeeers.
28:30 There should be rules for what happens when the cops show up for a bogus 911 emergency.
29:10 Our experience with 911 was not impressive.
30: 00 Kim gets in trouble for calling 911.
31:50 ShamwOUCH.
32:40 Tip: Do not kiss the prostitutes.
34:00 No prostitute is worth $1000. Seriously. WTF.
36:30 Call us – 206.339.7482.
36:45 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
37:17 Seeya!