Episode 0342 – Bloodbath
On today’s show: Angry listeners; listener email; unpopular attitudes; blood donation; vampires of Boston; driving kids; farm drivers; GPS idiocy; call us – 206.339.7482.
00:00 Theme music – gooey, like warm caramel in your ear.
00:15 Welcome back, all you people with anger issues.
01:15 There are some biological issues that affect some of the people in this house.
01:55 Call us – 206.339.7482.
02:00 Email us – firstname.lastname@example.org.
02:25 Listener email.
03:00 Sisters and friends.
03:45 Girls cannot be nice to each other.
04:00 The difference between brothers and sisters.
05:30 Kim’s sibling rivalry.
05:45 How to ruin your life by marrying poorly.
07:25 Blood feuds that grow old.
07:40 Unless you’re a girl.
08:10 Thing 1 becomes unpopular.
09:00 Peer reviews for the evil.
10:00 Learn the classics, kids.
11:00 Only because I can’t give it a dash.
11:20 Oh, hi, you’re my friend, sorry for the review.
12:00 Sometimes reading the whole thing only makes it worse.
12:30 You can be professional and still very, very mean.
13:20 Sometimes it’s better to keep your arguments in private.
15:00 We do not want your blood. Send your dad.
16:00 Girls, please don’t cry.
17:00 Thing 1 shows her responsible side and freaks the doctor out.
18:40 No vampires here. Seriously.
19:30 Why are you people scared of vampires? It’s clearly no big deal.
20:45 It’s time to start staking.
21:30 Old places are creepy, though.
22:30 Kid, I need you to take your sisters to school. In the car. Thanks.
23:45 In the olden days, kids could drive legally.
25:10 Sometimes you can’t just leave the kids at home.
26:00 Montana – the great American empty spot.
26:40 Please turn right, stupid human.
27:50 When you trust computers, sometimes they will screw you over.
28:50 Sam plans for a reality show based on stupid people.
31:30 Call us – 206.339.7482.
31:40 Email us – email@example.com.