Episode 0336 – Body Issues

March 19, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Beauty; Adam calls in; staph eye; spring bee attack; tattoos; wacky pope; FL is down with the beast sex; mom pimps son; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – makes it all better.
00:15 Welcome to the show, you pervs.
00:30 A cure for a common problem.
00:50 No one is totally happy with their body.
01:15 But it’s actually a defense mechanism.
01:30 Call us – 206.339.7482.
01:40 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
01:50 Adam calls in.
02:30 Accents are awesome.
03:45 Children – it’s time for you to go away.
04:05 The internet is to blame.
04:45 Okay, so it’s not pinkeye, it’s a stye.
05:45 Clean your hands before you touch your eyeholes.
06:25 Oh, noes. Both eyes.
07:10 The internet will only tell you the WORST thing you could have.
08:30 It won’t explode, it will just leak a little.
08:50 Whooo, it’s spring break, show me your boobies.
09:30 The bees don’t want us to leave the house, at all.
09:50 Sam warns Kim, Kim ignores Sam. Now we’re invaded.
11:10 Sure, they’ll just go away. That’s how it always works.
12:00 Let’s go skating!
12:45 When did rollerskating become an expensive thing to do?
13:45 Poison doesn’t work so well in an uncontrolled environment.
14:00 Thing 1 begs for a tattoo.
15:00 Sam is actually more strict about tattoos than Kim.
16:25 Thing 1 has a problem understanding what is meant by ‘achievement.’
16:50 Kim gets scared.
17:40 Family relations.
18:00 Metal allergies make piercing difficult.
18:40 The pope should not talk about things he doesn’t understand.
19:20 Not using condoms is actually killing all of Africa. So, stop
20:15 Even Jesus is down with the condoms. We’re pretty sure.
20:50 Disposed condoms are not as dangerous as unprotected AIDS sex.
22:40 Guess what is NOT illegal in FL?
23:00 Wait, you can do this and not go to jail? Wow, FL. Just, wow.
23:40 Clearly the goat was asking for it.
25:30 The guy didn’t mean for it to choke. It was the heat of the moment.
27:30 This story is horrible.
28:30 No woman who would do this is a decent person.
29:20 Massage needed.
30:30 Know your limitations.
31:00 We don’t plan things this far in advance.
32:00 The real reason this kid needs to get laid.
33:00 Just take care of it yourself.
33:45 How Kim avoids creepy stuff on the internets.
34:00 Call us – 206.339.7482.
34:30 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.