Episode 0330 – Slackerly

March 9, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Kim slacks; men haters; Teacher Chick calls in; Thing 2 makes a stand; button masher; toy demolition; whacked retailers; stupid robbers; Barbie outlaw; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – because we’re thinking of you.
00:20 Sam feels tantrumish.
00:45 Episode 3 of no-cursing week. Brace yourselves, gratuitous cursing week coming up.
01:15 Kim throws the family to the wolves over dinner.
02:00 Sam’s hedonism is breaking down in the face of Kim’s monastic lifestyle.
02:40 How Kim fills Sam with guilt and self-loathing.
03:10 Sam is a bad influence, apparently.
03:40 Call us – 206.339.7482.
03:45 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
04:30 Sam nearly choked to death during this episode. Sorry for the edit.
04:50 Teacher Chick tells us about food in her school district.
05:30 Look, when you’re poor, you do not get nice things.
06:30 And when people who aren’t poor abuse the system, the system breaks.
07:15 Sam goes back in time to hassle teachers.
07:45 A way to cure all your school district’s financial woes.
08:30 Another way people can contribute in ways that are not financial.
09:20 Thing 2’s tolerance for stupid drives her out of band.
10:30 You know you’re a winner when people are moving to get out of your band.
11:45 Let’s do art, instead of band. Yay!
12:30 On the plus side, Sam will probably not spend as much money.
12:45 Until Kim throws in the zinger.
13:20 Unicorns rock.
14:20 Sam bemoans the crappy song choices for Rock Band DLC.
14:40 This Beatle’s Rock Band edition is ridiculous.
15:40 Maybe Sam is overstating how crappy the Beatles are.
16:40 Button Mashing madness.
17:30 Thing 3 takes Street Fighter to the wall.
18:00 Thing 3 is changing in ways that are interesting. Like reading.
18:45 Thing 3 is making a career change.
19:45 Oh, no, this book has scared me horribly.
20:20 Scholastic books are now pretty crap.
20:45 We’re here to buy books, not your crappy toys.
21:45 Dismantling the toys.
22:45 This is how you lose children forever.
24:00 You can’t read big kid books until little kid books stop terrifying you.
24:45 Fact or urban legend?
25:20 Recession rip-off.
26:00 Never go to stores right before closing.
26:30 Why being closed on Sundays is bad.
26:45 Sam has a complete brain melt.
28:30 Whatever it takes to get through the work day, dude.
29:15 You’ve had too much, dude, put the weed down.
30:20 Look, dude, I’m going to take over the family business. Or else.
31:20 We are making a world of monsters. Be prepared for the consequences.
32:00 This generation, it’s not like the rest of us. For real.
33:00 Sam fixes everything in one fell swoop.
34:30 Don’t pay for stuff while robbing.
37:00 Jaw necrosis – not for the faint of heart.
38:00 It’s time for Kim to have her employment review.
38:30 Barbie is bad for girls, apparently.
40:30 No matter what you do, girls will be girls.
41:50 Barbie doesn’t have kids, she parties.
42:30 Let’s stop protecting the weakest of us.
43:50 Ethnic Barbie is not ethnic.
44:30 If you aren’t watching Reaper, you’re doing it wrong.
45:10 Sam is officially over lost.
46:00 We don’t really like Dollhouse.
47:15 Call us – 206.339.7482.
47:20 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
47:40 Seeya!