Episode 0329 – Rights

March 6, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Kim fails to curse; a potential guest; PE; fearpuke; on the job training; the great red tide; picture this; licenses are for pussies; being a wife; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – for your underpants.
00:15 Welcome back to the show, it’s curse-free episode #2.
00:30 Kim is not stepping up to fill the curse void.
00:50 Kim thinks Sam should be yelled at more.
01:20 Everyone knows the truth.
01:30 Sam has no idea what he’s talking about.
02:00 Prepare yourself for an upcoming episode that you may be disturbed by.
02:40 Barney comes from Dallas, you know.
02:45 Call us – 206.339.7482.
02:50 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
02:55 Look, we’re live every Tuesday and Saturday – where are you?
03:15 The parachute meltdown.
03:45 It’s the TAKS week, we’re relaxing in PE.
04:00 Scooters races from the past.
04:30 Every PE teacher in history has done this at least once.
05:15 Why gymnastics are not a good idea in PE.
05:50 Combined PE classes – a good way to get little kids beat down.
06:30 Things you can do under a parachute.
07:00 Look, kid, you have to scrunch in tighter for this to work.
07:30 Thing 3 is fine right up until she starts freaking out.
08:00 You’re really going to vomit over this?
08:50 How can we make this kid not so scared to try anything?
09:40 Thing 1 has a problem at her internship.
10:30 You people are supposed to be doing some training.
11:20 Getting in trouble for not doing what you’re supposed to.
12:00 Thing 1’s friends lack self-confidence.
12:45 Not everyone wants to teach.
13:50 Girls, please get a grip on your hormones.
14:25 Thing 1 and Thing 2 have no perspective on things.
15:05 How could Kim possibly understand?
15:45 When kids ask to have their lady parts ripped out.
17:10 Fine, you win, let’s just take this stuff out.
18:00 An appointment Sam will not go to.
18:20 Hey, kid. Take a picture of this. Right now.
19:15 Sam has no idea what mixed feelings are.
20:10 Kim is just plain wrong on this.
21:40 A way to cure sexual curiosity.
21:50 It doesn’t just make things easier?
22:50 Buying birth control is a girl’s job, damnit.
23:30 Just throw a fish hook up in your belly. Done.
24:00 Pregnancy sex is really the best.
24:50 I don’t need no stinking license.
25:45 Criminal tools – it’s all about the skills.
26:00 Please clean your buttscope before reuse.
26:15 Sam fails.
27:15 People like this are sick in the brain.
28:40 Things ladypart doctors aren’t supposed to do.
29:40 Delicate structures.
30:50 How to make a butt baby.
32:00 This should, in fact, still be a wife’s job.
32:45 Kim does not agree.
33:50 Kim unleashes her long-held anger.
35:00 On the flip side, why is it that women get all the decision-making power here?
36:00 Ugly resentments from the girl part of the show.
37:30 See, this is how Kim hides her hate.
38:10 Call us – 206.339.7482.
38:30 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
39:20 Seeya!