Episode 0328 – Testing
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On today’s show: Sam cleans up; Left 4 Dead; TAKS; punishing the smart; menaced by a bobcat; held hostage; attacked by a crazy man; Sam banks; dead guy in a car; camera madness; kitty bong; call us – 206.339.7482.
00:00 Theme music – now with less cursing.
19:00 No cursing from Sam on the next few episodes. Will it work?
01:30 Call us – 206.339.7482.
02:00 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
02:20 Sam is supporting McKay Hatch because this kid is standing for something.
04:30 Thing 2 fails at Left 4 Dead.
05:30 Ugh, the TAKS test is so unpleasant.
06:30 The pressure is a little much for the kids.
07:00 Nothing like a rally to get the kids wound up.
07:30 Things you should probably be doing every day, anyway, slackers.
08:30 Thing 3 nearly blows out her arm trying to exhaust herself on the wii.
09:30 Halfway smart kids can finish the TAKS in about an hour, at most.
10:30 How about a reward for smart kids? No. That’s what I thought.
11:00 This is what makes smart people hate stupid people.
11:30 Meet your next supervillain.
12:30 Smart kids are propping the school systems, so maybe they get a little support.
13:25 Camping for school.
14:15 Dumbness is pretty much just dumbness.
15:00 Things we watched on the Science channel.
15:40 This stuff was so extreme it didn’t even seem real.
17:00 This isn’t helpful, lady.
18:00 Fortunately for you, the wildcat just decided she didn’t want to eat you.
18:30 Hostage-taking 101.
19:30 One day, a zombie invasion will look like the best possible outcome.
20:20 Real-life horror show.
20:40 Shotgun to the arm. Not good.
21:20 How do you even talk about this without freaking out?
22:20 Don’t judge, don’t judge.
23:00 So, I’m your girlfriend now.
23:50 SWAT for the win.
25:15 Sam goes to a bank in another country, apparently.
26:15 Wait a second, maybe I don’t belong here.
27:10 How long has it been since these people went to a bank?
28:00 So it’s all bullet-proof glass now?
29:00 You’re a bank, I have money. Can I please deposit it?
29:30 So this is apparently some kind of pilot program.
30:30 Sam fails on his no-cussing.
31:15 A statistic that shows why we always lose.
31:45 Hey, what’s the deal with this car? I dunno, it’s getting a ticket.
32:40 You don’t look at the car before you toss a ticket in the window?
33:50 Here’s your chance to do something right – but you say no. tsk tsk.
34:30 What are you doing with that camera?
35:30 Oh, so you’re a pervert? Good news, me too!
36:00 Just admitting to something doesn’t get you off the hook, people.
37:45 Cameras weren’t always small.
38:00 Kitty bong.
38:55 How is this different from catnip?
39:30 The cat most likely did not care. Cats love getting high.
41:30 Just one slip, that’s not so bad.
42:50 Call us – 206.339.7482.
43:00 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com
43:10 This is why we don’t have more sponsors.
44:30 Seeya!
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