Episode 0325 – Swing Band

February 27, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Sling Blade; the concert; uniforms from hell; the swingers; the schedule; bus dealer; poison food; the family that prays together; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – just for you.
00:15 Oh, no, another concert.
00:50 Sling Blade – Kim loves it, Sam has never seen it.
01:30 Sam tries to make a deal, Kim declines.
02:20 Forrest Gump + Scythe = just stupid.
03:05 Call us – 206.339.7482.
03:10 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
03:40 Band concerts – a private hell for parents.
04:10 We can only learn two songs a year, so we need to have lots of bands.
05:10 Here’s your uniform – 12 hours before the concert.
05:40 Look, it doesn’t fit at all.
06:10 And this uniform is virtually destroyed.
07:10 Can we do this a little more half-assed, please?
08:00 Pick a seat, any seat. It will be a bad one.
08:30 Control your child.
09:10 Come early and do your homework.
09:45 Here comes karma, just for Kim.
10:10 This is not only not safe, it’s gross. Stop it.
10:50 Ear shivers.
12:10 Kim attracts attention.
12:50 No thank you, I don’t want to be involved in whatever you have in mind.
13:40 Just come clean with us so we can stop thinking about it.
14:15 There’s nothing wrong, as long as everyone’s on the same page.
15:25 Maybe this makes some girls happier and/or smarter.
16:10 Here’s a calendar for the next year. Seriously, everything is on it.
17:10 Fine, we are using this schedule. If you try to change it, screw you.
17:30 Oh, and schedule your vacation around band practice.
18:15 You are a bad band instructor. Bad, you hear me?
18:50 Whoohoo, we’re going to Disneyland.
19:50 The city prepares to take over the school district.
21:00 How can such a small number of people wreck things?
22:00 Yes, take ALL of his stuff.
22:22 You don’t deserve bonuses, seriously.
23:00 Hey, man, want some cocaine?
24:00 Drug dealers are careless.
25:00 Just make it all legal – people are going to get addicted to things, anyway.
26:55 Look, it’s just a little poison.
27:45 This is not the best excuse I’ve ever heard.
28:20 Your every move is watched.
29:00 A surveillance spoof that freaked people out.
31:00 Youtube’s self-censoring is kind of amazing.
31:45 The family that prays together.
32:15 This is not what Jesus wanted, we don’t think.
33:20 Discipline in the church.
34:00 Bible drills. Good times, good times.
35:40 Sam the devil worshipper.
37:20 Communion beatings.
38:30 Memories of abuse past.
39:10 We can hear you beating your kids. Seriously.
40:30 One Jesus cracker at a time, kid.
42:00 Snake handlers, kind of hot.
42:20 The church of misfits.
42:40 Call us – 206.339.7482.
42:50 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
44:00 Seeya!