Episode 0324 – Shopping

February 26, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: HID evil; death foot; the ghost mall; in-store pickup is not real; genetic soup; monkey attack; free cheese; hair lunch; body abandonment; the pig brain room; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – so good, it’s awesome.
00:20 We do bad things.
00:45 HID lights are for losers. We hate them.
01:15 Duct tape will fix this.
01:50 Mostly you don’t even NEED headlights around here.
02:10 Crimes Against Polite Society.
02:25 Not reasonable, but still right.
03:50 It’s just indicative of a pattern of douchbaggery.
04:45 Call us – 206.339.7482.
04:50 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
04:45 Our sponsors, love them with your mouse.
05:15 Back to the mall.
06:10 Thing 3 needed some new shoes.
07:50 Why Kim caters to the OCD.
09:00 The hot walk.
09:45 Toebiters are toetally disgusting.
10:30 Even B&N was empty.
11:30 Kim’s blood pressure is no longer stroke worthy.
12:00 In-store pickup is just a scam. A huge, painful scam.
13:00 If you need a special controller for a popular game, MAKE IT.
13:40 I’m here to get my stuff, for which I’ve paid you.
14:50 You don’t get to keep my money if you don’t give me merchandise.
15:50 Sam no longer enjoys spending money. Kim roont him.
17:10 Kid with good genes.
17:50 Oh, problems, we had a few.
18:30 Thing 2 has navigation difficulties.
19:00 Beware the couch, children.
20:15 Why do girls have to be so mean to each other?
21:30 Monkey attack!
22:20 Don’t treat your monkey like a person.
22:30 Also, monkeys don’t recognize you once you get a haircut.
23:10 You can’t keep a monkey like this without a weapno.
23:33 This monkey’s mom was even bad.
23:50 Sam has a totally unsubstantiated belief.
24:40 Even doctors had to get some counseling because it was so bad.
25:30 Watch Planet of the Apes. Learn.
26:20 Free food at school.
26:45 How is this controversial?
28:30 When you’re poor, you don’t always get what you want.
30:15 Not everyone gets to be not poor. Sorry.
30:50 Sam is unreasonably mean, again.
31:20 You should be glad it’s cheese sandwiches and not ramen soup.
32:30 A diet of ramen and pastry is not going to go well for you.
33:30 The worst lunch ever.
35:00 Pull your own weight, slackers.
35:50 If your family doesn’t care, why should this guy?
37:10 No pay, no fire.
38:20 Maybe you make the family pay.
39:30 The pig brain room is not good for your health.
41:20 Call us – 206.339.7482.
41:30 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
42:40 Seeya!