Episode 0323 – Lascivious

February 24, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Tech parents; too many cars; Thing 2 goes to high school; learning French; steel balls; bad boyfriend; abstinence; monkey city; old scammers; ladies as tools; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – join the fun.
00:15 Welcome back, all of you.
00:40 Sam considers a disaster.
00:50 Parents who are shockingly tech savvy in strange ways.
01:30 Words that sound like what they mean are fun.
02:20 You do not need this many cars, neighbor.
02:55 Call us – 206.339.7482.
03:00 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
03:15 Thing 2 prepares for high school.
03:30 This kid is full of snark.
04:15 Kim lies to Sam. A lot.
05:00 The kid is already through with most of high school.
06;15 Thing 2 opts for a different language.
07:15 A Spanish teaching anecdote.
08:10 Kids these days . . .
09:00 Sam thinks about his past military offers.
10:50 Becoming The Destroyer.
11:30 They do, indeed, make ball gags out of steel.
12:20 What search history says about you.
13:10 A listener calls in.
13:45 This is nightmarish to even consider.
15:00 Kim makes a homemade ball gag.
15:50 Solitary 3.0 – A little fetish happy this year.
16:15 Thing 1 has friends that make our heads hurt.
17:10 Thank you, Thing 1 for having the guts to tell us.
17:30 This isn’t right.
18:00 This is really not right.
18:30 And now it’s completely insane.
19:30 You’re kind of obligated to tell other parents about this.
20:30 Young girls, do not fall for this foolishness. We implore you.
21:00 The Things are terrible at lying to us.
22:00 The number of virgins is dwindling.
22:30 Oh, look, this girl can’t keep her knees together.
23:10 Teenagers with babies are uniquely qualified to talk about abstinence.
23:30 Small towns make abstinence hard.
24:30 There is not, in fact, a 100-hundred foot long snake in Brazil.
25:10 Dark Times in Monkey City starts TONIGHT. Don’t miss it.
26:45 I’m old I couldn’t possibly have done this.
27:40 Old chicks need love, too.
28:50 Sam plans for a scam in his dotage.
30:30 See, ladies, it’s not men’s fault. It’s biology.
31:50 This is how the process works.
32:55 Dressing sexy makes people think you are looking for the sexy. Sorry.
34:40 Human nature is not surprising if you just pay attention.
36:20 Kim can’t lose anymore weight because we can’t afford it.
37:40 Kim’s thumb is not that big.
37:45 Call us – 206.339.7482.
37:50 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
38:54 Seeya!