Episode 0322 – Proportional

February 23, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Welcome; teaching; sunglasses; thumb update; field trip; listener email; Wii fit overload; get some press-on nails; hairy escape; court; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00
00:15 We can’t control you.
00:40 It’s a lesson for all the young men.
01:30 Thing 2 tells Sam how to play Gears of War.
02:20 Sam saves money on his sunglasses.
03:00 Sam has never had expensive sunglasses, Kim exaggerates.
03:50 Call us – 206.339.7482.
04:00 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
04:20 Kim’s email is healing with supernatural speed.
05:10 Thing 3 was not, in fact, a slave owner.
05:40 The field trip.
06:30 What does this have to do with history?
07:10 Secret society lodges are kind of weird.
08:00 Just look at that ring.
09:00 You don’t expect to see pews anywhere but a church.
09:30 The special White Room.
10:40 Most fourth graders don’t want to read plaques on the walls.
11:30 Looks, you’ll need to defy gravity on this part of the tour.
12:45 Strange attractions in the midwest.
13:30 Holographic head spoilers.
14:30 And now we have a day full of movies.
15:40 This is the last we will speak of this
16:00 See? Russians drink a lot.
16:30 Sam’s new 50/100 rule.
16:50 And here comes the pain.
17:40 History – good and bad.
18:15 Our complaint is that there’s no context for all the bad.
19:45 Sam is starving.
20:00 Kim hides the food.
20:20 The kids dive back into the Wii fit with a vengeance.
21:00 The Wii doesn’t hesitate to tell you just how fat you are.
21:30 Thing 3 is working hard on her own waistline.
22:15 Height is a big part of your BMI. We forgot.
24:20 The kids steal Sam’s food.
25:10 And the reigning world record falls to an accident.
26:15 It has to be a little bit of a relief.
27:00 Sometimes committing something is not fun.
28:00 A little touch of OCD.
29:10 Avulsion sounds much more horrible than it is.
29:50 There will certainly be a lawsuit.
30:00 Finally, you can clean yourself.
30:30 Headlock + wedgie = criminal apprehension.
31:20 Criminals, be warned.
32:20 The biggest gun in the world.
33:00 How hair can save your life.
33:50 Weaves seem like a lot of work, until you remember they are bulletproof.
35:00 A story of a weave gone wrong.
36:10 Rotting flesh – on your head.
37:20 The RWTY Court.
38:00 How to keep things exciting.
40:00 Don’t be offended if we didn’t use your story immediately, we got a LOT this week.
40:45 Call us – 206.339.7482.
40:50 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
41:52 Seeya!