Episode 0321 – Cutback

February 20, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Closing stores; monetizing the web; school books; bail out; layoffs; Thumb Update; corporate handouts; still eating; kidnapping and bible reading; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music. Awesome with a spoon.
00:15 Welcome back to the show.
00:30 Prepare to get real.
01:00 And the grocery stores are now closing.
01:30 Not even a racially discriminating place can stay open.
02:00 Call us – 206.339.7482.
02:05 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
02:30 This site is the dark hole of the internet.
04:00 Thing 3 loses a textbook.
05:30 Really, Thing 3 is dramatic about something?
06:00 Let’s call a friend.
06:20 Text messages are not for conversations.
07:00 I’m home alone, just thought you should know.
08:45 Please stop leaving your kids at home alone for 6 hours every day.
10:15 Thing 3 is searching for her talent.
10:40 Kim has poor taste in music.
11:45 Come back to us, Poe. Seriously.
12:30 Thing 3 uses her dad to bail out of a commitment.
14:00 Texting to cancel is for babies.
14:20 Sam doesn’t get the upside, only the downside.
15:15 Creepy friends’ houses.
15:45 Thing 1 faces a layoff.
17:00 By the time they tell you, it’s too late to change your fate.
18:20 Kim’s thumb is now even grosser.
19:45 Tape it down. Now.
20:45 Kim is a complete mutant. Like Wolverine.
21:20 GM to the Government – More money, please.
22:30 Give the money to us, not these companies. Thanks.
23:30 I will not buy crap. Thanks.
24:20 Sam fixes the economy.
25:00 Please to be learning from your mistakes.
25:50 Lindsay Lohan – still eating.
27:00 Age, it’s what’s for breakfast.
27:50 Boobs get bigger, waists get smaller – it’s magic!
28:30 Sam will become the decider.
29:00 Heidi Klum is too fat, right?
30:15 There is a time and place for showing your boobs, ladies.
31:50 Crazy kidnapper.
32:50 This is how you end up in a cannibal stewpot.
33:00 Doesn’t everyone keep adult diapers and handcuffs on hand?
34:00 Song of Solomon – biblical sexy time.
35:00 Crazy family members make kids crazy.
37:25 Kim the Canadian.
37:50 Call us – 206.339.7482.
37:55 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
39:20 Seeya!