Episode 0319 – Profane
On today’s show: Welcome, mean people; Meldrick gets even; useless milestone; anti-white; strange profanity; Hindu nasty; feverish gesticulation; Hawaii gets rude; call us – 206.339.7482.
00:00 Theme music – don’t ask, don’t tell.
00:15 Welcome, mean people.
00:45 We prefer to stay on Meldrick’s good side.
01:00 Call us – 206.399.7482.
01:05 Email us – firstname.lastname@example.org.
01:30 Meldrick calls in.
02:00 Here’s how to get even.
02:20 Be the boss, not a weeny ass.
03:15 Sam has a reputation for being testy.
04:10 This medicine is just normal stuff. Who knew?
05:25 Things to admire about this store.
07:00 Revenge is, if anything, underrated.
08:45 How to make the world better, if a little scarier.
09:15 A milestone for dummies.
10:40 When do you stop being excited about birthdays?
12:00 Kim makes Sam feel sad.
12:45 Anti-white history month.
13:40 Why don’t we have any of this?
14:30 No offense, but my daughter had nothing to do with your problems.
15:30 Congratulations, you just made a kid really, really hate you.
17:00 Again, this 10 year-old girl didn’t do this. So, you know, back off.
17:30 A new level of profanity.
19:00 Oh, look, ignorance. Joy.
20:00 Kids are not as innocent as you probably think.
22:25 The worst drink, ever.
23:20 Pee is totally healthy.
24:30 Soda is not great for you. But it’s probably no worse than cow pee.
25:30 This is not a cleaning product. It’s something that needs to be cleaned.
26:30 Talking to kids – more than just a waste of time.
27:50 Not sign language, don’t be dumb.
29:20 We know you’re tired, but please do not ruin the next generation.
30:20 Tone is better than content.
31:40 This news is slightly stale. I know you do not care.
32:45 Go back to where you came from. Like now.
33:30 Hawaii is not good at budgeting. Like, at all.
34:15 Surprise, most of the homeless are not from the Mainland.
34:30 Dallas shipped some of these out, too.
35:30 Honestly, no one wants to pay to house the homeless. Nor should we.
37:20 Not all hobos are skinny.
38:20 The plan to make Kim a hobo.
39:10 The solution may, in fact, be sharks.
39:50 Another, simpler solution.
40:50 Kim shoots down a regular late-night show.
41:55 Call us – 206.339.7482.
42:00 Email us -email@example.com.