Episode 0318 – VD

February 16, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Babies; naming; date; listener voicemail; the VD dinner; how to argue; dancing; kid fights; Valentines; Carnations; Alfie the scamp; the twin horror; dating cannibals; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – extra special.
00:15 Welcome to the show. It’s intense.
00:45 Don’t be a baby.
01:40 VD is a much better term than STD.
02:00 What makes a venereal disease venereal?
02:30 Unfortunate names.
03:30 Call us – 206.339.7482.
03:50 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
04:05 I know, we’re terrible about answering email, we’re getting better at it.
05:30 Feeding a date can lead to good times.
05:45 Humans, we’re still animals.
06:15 Sam gets schooled by Teacher Chick.
07:50 Sam was pretty sure there was no gun involved, but point taken.
09:10 Book of the apocalypse.
10:15 Shotgun – how to survive the apocalypse.
10:30 Going out to dinner for the first time in forever.
11:20 Why Sam does not want his kids anymore.
11:45 The countdown to Sam leaving.
12:00 Sam is not allowed to use certain words anymore.
12:30 The cooling off period is very important.
13:00 Every, never, always, all – these are the words of hate.
14:30 Conflict is a way of life with Sam.
15:20 Successful women and abuse.
15:50 Why you should retaliate.
16:45 Street culture does not survive contact with a huge amount of dollars.
19:00 Sam promises not to punch in the head.
20:45 Thing 3 wants to dance.
21:50 Age differences are important.
22:30 Sam confuses aunts and cousins.
24:30 Thing 3’s big heckle.
25:10 Just blame your parents, they’re ready for it.
26:00 Saving face.
27:00 Sam saw lots of fights as a kid.
27:40 Ah, girls. The source of so much conflict amongst young boys.
29:20 Filling out Valentine’s Day cards is tough for kids.
30:00 No candy for you.
30:30 Sam makes some enemies of special needs kids.
31:40 Group projects are not fair to smart kids.
32:30 Chair humping is not for the classroom.
33:50 Carnation sales for kiddy valentines.
35:00 Thing 2 can’t make up her mind.
37:50 Thing 1’s big VD.
38:00 The boy did not forget, I’m pretty sure.
39:00 Thing 1 soaks the boy for presents.
40:30 My name is Alfie, I’m baby baby daddy.
41:40 Alfie’s dad misses the time to have ‘the talk.’
43:00 How Sam would deal with this.
44:00 Kim loves everyone equally.
45:00 Things you can never unsee.
45:30 Too much of a good thing, again.
46:20 Maybe this isn’t the doctor’s fault.
47:00 In vitro confusion.
47:50 This is why doctors stop helping people.
49:40 How Sam would deal with a similar issue.
50:30 Kids do change things. Sometimes in painful, unexpected ways.
51:30 A date goes wrong.
53:00 We were just hungry, man. Why you gotta be down on us?
54:30 Russia is a little shady.
56:00 Sam is told to slow down on his eating.
56:40 Call us – 206.339.7482.
56:45 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
57:45 Seeya!