0312 – Rescue

February 2, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Welcome, welcome; something in the air; the stay of execution; plastic rock; bad bands; horrible bosses; sister from hell; fear is real, sort of; the lost criminal; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – for humans only.
00:45 Kim has it so good.
01:30 Sam is not bitter. He’s resigned.
01:40 Call us – 206.339.7482.
01:50 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
02:20 Something in the air.
02:40 Maybe it’s an earthquake brewing.
03:15 People just won’t get out of the way.
03:45 Sam makes a plan for privacy.
04:20 Children spoil things.
04:30 The CPSIA punts.
05:10 Wow, this isn’t going to work at all. So we’re not doing it.
05:45 This is really easy to solve. Just man up and solve it.
06:45 Sam no longer wants to think of the children.
07:20 Childproof caps – perfectly easy for kids.
07:45 Let’s make the world safe and easy for adults, now.
08:24 Earaches – bleargh.
08:50 What makes Sam want to quit.
09:30 Kim is too sickly for fun.
10:30 Sam’s doctor knows how to take care of people.
10:50 Sam shows another podcast how to play Rockband properly.
11:30 Sam is denied the drums.
12:00 Sam is too old to play the fake plastic guitar all night.
13:50 Band directors gone wild.
14:20 Major schedule changes, no notices.
15:30 Sorry, no bus for you.
16:20 Stop to the madness, band teacher.
16:45 Hey, Thing 2, how about you tutor kids for free? How about not.
18:00 You have one day to figure this out. Good luck.
18:30 Congress goes after the bigwigs.
19:00 You know what, you don’t get to make more than the President. That’s fair.
19:45 When you fail, you don’t get a bonus.
20:20 Thanks, previous government jerks.
21:05 It’s time for responsibility, people.
21:45 Repo the bailout.
22:45 You better invite your sister – or else.
24:00 Bumpits make your head look kind of mutated.
24:45 Small-town redneck weddings.
25:00 Kim the crasher.
26:20 Fear is Real – a crappy horror reality show. This time with real horror.
27:15 Oh, noes, it’s the Pit and the Pendulum.
28:20 You didn’t need that tooth.
29:20 Solitary 3.0 – a fantastic show.
31:25 Help me – wait, don’t.
32:10 Guess what, blackpowder weapons are, in fact, guns.
32:40 Sam’s impressions of Michigan are likely inaccurate.
33:05 A brief diversion into a tale of inbreeding.
34:30 A Michigander almost sets himself on fire
36:00 How to stop your heart.
37:00 Sam recalls a sauna experience.
38:15 You want long shows, we’ll give you long shows.
38:25 Call us – 206.339.7482.
38:30 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
40:00 Seeya!