Episode 0311 – Falling Down

January 30, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Vicodin – pros and cons; migraines; roller skates; Thing 3’s confidence; shock cop; modern-day Fagin; Mumbai horrors; understatements; tricksy rich; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music. Because you asked nicely.
00:15 Welcome to the show. You should really be in the chatroom during live shows.
00:45 Another use for Vicodin.
    01:15 Things Sam is not willing to try.
    01:25 Cokeheads from the past.
    02:15 Whoops, that didn’t work the way we thought.
    02:25 This would really go wrong.
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03:00 Migraines they are not fun.
    03:20 Sam totally misunderstands.
    04:00 Tracers – a harbinger of nonfun coming.
    04:45 The flu shot – it doesn’t work the way you think it does. At all.
    05:30 Thing 3 chimes in with her own issue.
06:30 Roller skating – a blast from the past.
    07:00 Sam never had his own skates. Kim had a nice set, though.
    07:30 Thing 3 and her shoe OCD.
    08:10 Just leave the skates on, kid. Seriously.
    09:00 The parents are banished.
    10:25 A proud moment, somewhat tarnished by the truth.
    11:30 Thing 3 is confident. Very confident.
    12:25 Ah, the gravel piles, a den of iniquity.
14:00 Look, I’m a cop, okay?
    14:40 Wow, you guys are on the ball, aren’t you?
    15:20 Five hours, really?
    16:50 Okay, Sam did have a friend that looked like he was a gorilla by 14.
17:50 Look, kids, there’s a right way and a wrong way to do this, see.
    18:20 Fill that cart with junk.
    19:05 These kids aren’t mine, you know.
    19:40 A different kind of lesson.
    20:00 Ah, India. You fill us with such great joy.
    20:45 Let me help you with that.
    21:20 You don’t need those to make money, kid.
22:06 Look, I was being nice. I didn’t spit or nothin’.
    22:55 Just say no.
    23:30 I guess if you understood, you wouldn’t do it.
    24:15 That is not nice. 40 years.
24:40 This is how the revolution begins.
    25:15 $10 is totally fair. Totally fair.
    26:00 Rich people are tricksy. Which is why they are bad.
    27:00 It’s time to just say no. And then to kick people.
    27:30 Oh, not this money. That’s not the right kind.
    28:30 Just take it all. And then take whatever else you find in the area.
    29:15 Shrub takes some more free stuff.
    30:00 I would not want to live in this neighborhood.
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32:55 Call us – 206.339.7482.
33:55 Seeya!