Episode 0305 – Work It

January 20, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s episode: Birth control; teaching math; creepy puppet speech; advice for listeners; bank errors; Congress steps up; virginity for sale; runaway for sale; old food; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music, for me and you.
00:15 Birth control for your mind.
00:50 Children, so cruel. So cruel.
01:30 Call us – 206.399.7482.
01:40 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
02:00 Kim teaches math.
   02:40 Multiplication tables. You should know them.
   03:15 Sadistical.
   04:00 Back to basics.
   04:40 Being polite screws you in math.
   06:00 A better analogy for Thing 3.
   07:00 If you can teach math, let us know how.
   07:45 She learns, and then forgets.
   08:15 Home schooling – not for us.
08:45 Big Trouble in Little China – so awesome.
   09:30 Ah, the good old days.
   10:15 Ah, look, puppets. Cute.
   10:45 Thing 3 does not approve of the puppets.
   11:20 Things you don’t want your kids to hear. Other than this show.
   12:20 Please change the channel from the past.
13:00 Advice for listener Kimberly.
   13:45 Ah, workmates – such idiots.
   14:20 The unfortunate truth.
   15:00 Kim offers more realistic advice.
   15:30 Sam offers some mean, unrealistic advice.
   16:25 Revenge, the pettiest, most satisfying of pleasure.
17:45 Bank makes a mistake, you go to jail.
   18:10 But you shouldn’t do this, either.
   18:45 Why institutional mistakes should be harshly punished.
   20:20 Control the banks, people.
21:00 Congress steps up, finally.
   22:10 Maybe Congress should stop passing stupid laws before they complain.
23:00 Selling your virginity.
   24:00 $4 million is a LOT of money.
   24:45 Again, this is a LOT of money.
   25:50 Most girls have a bad first time anyway.
27:15 She ran away, see.
   28:20 Which is a better deal?
   29:30 Arranged marriages are not so uncommon.
30:50 The dangers of cool whip.
   32:00 In the olden days, Sam would just cut the mold off.
   33:20 Things you will never forget.
   35:20 water and ice are not snacks.
   36:00 Sam never gets credit for anything.
37:00 Call us – 206.339.7482.
37:10 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
38:20 Seeya!