Episode 0304 – Demanding

January 19, 2009 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Outside the box; hobo listeners; Thing 1 and the license; the worst girlfriend; a near-death experience; the trifecta of crazy fraud; brown brings the green; walk the line; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – like magical pixie dust for your ears.
00:15 Welcome to our show.
00:45 Kim breaks ranks.
01:00 Call us – 206.339.7482.
01:15 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
01:30 How hobos listen to the show.
    02:00 Ah, library internets.
02:40 Thing 1 needs to learn to use the library.
    03:40 Figure it out, kid. Just figure it out.
    04:05 So many ways this is wrong.
    04:40 Why does Texas make this so complex?
    05:15 A trip to the DMV is never easy.
    05:50 This is how you build trust, kid.
    06:15 Fastest trip to the DMV ever.
    06:20 Kim cries? WTF?
    07:05 Why are these places always in a bad neighborhood?
    07:50 Get in the line to wait in line.
    08:10 Our kids have a real problem communicating sometimes.
    09:20 Wow, this wasn’t expected.
    10:30 That changes things.
    11:30 And the claws come out.
    12:25 This kid just doesn’t know where to quit.
    14:15 Don’t annoy the people whose help you need.
    14:30 Look, if you don’t wreck cars, you get more respect.
15:00 Worst. girlfriend. ever.
    15:30 This really started early.
    16:25 Being a workaholic is not good for your social life.
    17:30 Maybe you kids go Dutch instead of just soaking the boy.
    18:50 How Sam avoided the bad girlfriend.
19:10 Sam’s near-death experience.
    20:00 The peanut butter scare.
    20:45 Sam flirts with death.
    21:20 Peanut butter – it’s all the same, and it’s all bad right now.
    22:00 Heckling Kim.
23:30 Thing 2 – the ultimate Gears of War sniper.
24:15 You can’t just be one kind of fraud?
    25:10 Would you know if your doctor’s license was a fake? You would not.
    26:30 You could probably fake being a vet if you didn’t start cutting.
    27:40 You can’t trust anyone anymore.
27:50 Brown brings the green.
    28:45 Yes, apparently drug dealers are dumb.
    29:30 We have a package that was meant for someone else.
    30:10 UPS just doesn’t pay as much attention to deliveries as they used to.
31:30 This is what happens when you cut the line.
    32:25 Don’t fight the fuzz.
    33:00 Or maybe the cop started the whole thing. Who knows.
    33:45 What would you do? Get pissed off.
    34:45 Wal-Mart changes people. And not in a good way.
    35:45 Shop early in the morning, save yourself the pain.
36:00 Call us – 206.339.7482.
36:05 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
36:15 Welcome, new people, welcome.
36:48 Seeya!