Episode 0295 – Three Days
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On today’s show: Failure; bummitude; a crazy secret; old man shopping; mall walking; racism; crafting; cooking wars; intruders; party bus; cash in a box; high school; call us – 206.339.7482.
00:00 Theme music – just because.
00:30 A glimpse of the future.
00:55 This is the real meaning of Easter.
01:30 Just leave, already.
02:00 Oh, that was Sam’s mistake.
02:45 Sam the Bum.
03:20 Ah, the breadsticks.
03:40 Ignore the crazies.
04:45 Crap, now the crazies are approaching.
05:45 Not even messed up jeans.
07:00 Sam is bemused.
07:45 Old man shopping.
08:30 Window shopping is for girls.
09:15 Great, now he’s wandered off.
10:30 Don’t get all arrogant with me, register jockey.
11:25 Yay, off to the mall.
12:00 The terrible double standard.
12:30 Here, just take the kids.
13:00 The most expensive place to buy soap, ever.
13:05 Ambulatory issues.
13:50 Rules about scents.
14:30 Hey, look, a small-town racist.
15:30 It’s not racism if you keep jacking me.
16:30 It’s targeted hate.
17:00 Also, if you can’t take it’s not my fault.
17:40 Mom shopping.
18:30 Too many options.
19:20 Narrow it down, people.
20:20 Kim gets the shaft and not in the good way.
21:00 Grandfathers are not as cool as they think.
22:00 Cooking wars.
22:50 Guess that stomach surgery isn’t working out.
24:00 Kim retaliates.
24:30 Weird noises.
25:50 Strange visitors.
26:25 Another reason not to live in a duplex.
27:15 You just have to pick your thefts.
28:00 Another way life is not like porn.
28:30 It’s a party bus.
29:00 That’s industrious and should be commended.
29:20 This is not an assault.
31:00 Hey, this box has money in it.
32:00 You don’t make sure your box isn’t open before you buy it?
33:45 High school flashbacks.
34:45 Ah, friends.
35:25 Kim the corruptor.
36:00 Want a sponsor? Let us know.
36:15 2009 – The Year of the Mercenary.
37:30 Seeya!
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I actually like finding the people who are talking on their headsets at the grocery store or Walmart. I listen in and respond to their conversations as much as possible. Makes me feel sociable and generally just irritates them no end.
What I don’t get is thumpers – these bozos with the car stereos with the woofers that rattle cars around them. Nobody listens to their music that loud, and if you are, you’ll be deaf by the time you’re 30. I like to get in front of these guys and fiddlefart slowly along. Oooh they hate it when you wave friendly at them.
There’s a lot of smokers out here in Ft Wayne I’ve discovered. It makes me real nostalgic – growing up, my father actually smoked a pipe. Pipe tobacco just smells great and takes me right back to childhood. If I didn’t have to do it outside, I’d smoke a pipe here at the apartment. IF I could find a pipe shop in town.