Episode 0293 – Santa Time

December 23, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast 

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On today’s show: future/past; Santa time; concert; technology demonstration; the Christmas exchange; handmade Christmas; pictures with santa; hand rules; Santa to the rescue; foot in brain; China mans up; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – we love it.
00:15 Welcome back to the show.
    00:30 Don’t even ask how this is possible.
    00:50 What if the clone isn’t right?
    01:20 Sam plans for the future. Or the past. Whatever.
    02:10 Stop knocking the hot off yourself. Please.
02:30 Santa Time.
03:00 Call us – 206.339.7482.
03:30 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
03:50 Homemade wreaths. Bleh.
04:00 The band concert.
    04:30 Ah, don’t sell me your scavenged arts and crafts.
    05:20 Sam often falls asleep when it’s dark and he’s tired. Big shock.
    05:45 Texting – ruder than sleeping.
    06:30 Survival of the bitchiest.
    07:10 The split by skill has ended.
    07:40 How the band made itself shrink.
    08:30 Sorry, ensembles, you’re on your own!
    09:00 Your technology demonstration seems unsafe and weak.
    09:25 I do not come to your concert to listen to you warm up.
    09:50 Oh, I see. You didn’t actually prepare anything to play.
    10:45 Holy crap, your face is not supposed to turn that color.
    11:20 Kim’s brain works in mysterious ways.
    12:20 Redheads – tools of the devil. Sorry, Ginger.
12:45 Christmas Exchange.
    13:30 Sorry, we changed our mind. We’re not doing that anymore.
    14:10 Look, it really is the thought that counts. Supposedly.
    15:00 Sam wants to bring on the gift exchange horror with the family.
15:20 Pictures with Santa.
    16:10 You can’t be retroironic when it’s helpful?
    17:10 A family operation.
    17:30 Shame and guilt get the job done.
    18:20 The rules for Santa.
    19:00 A totally baseless accusation.
    20:30 So, what am I getting out of this?
    21:00 And it’s an end of family fun-time.
    21:30 You are so conceited.
22:10 A letter to Santa that is so, so wrong.
    23:00 Why the world makes us so very sad so often.
    23:30 And this is why Sam doesn’t volunteer. He’s a puss.
    24:15 This is a clip you should not look.
25:10 Let me see what this is in your brain . . .
    26:10 Something that would make us vomit.
    27:00 Parasite or teratoma – you decide.
28:00 Thanks, China, for cutting down on the hideous poison in our food.
    28:30 Hey, none of this stuff sounds like it ever should have been in the food.
    29:30 Why would this need to stretch, again?
31:20 There really isn’t any justice for crimes.
    32:20 Now this would be justice.
    33:00 Sam fixes the economy.
    33:30 Hypothetical questions.
    34:30 Kids and alcoholism.
    35:30 Is there a better forum for this discussion?
    36:00 Sam offers a bit of advice.
36:05 Call us – 206.339.7482.
36:15 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
37:15 Kim cannot cuss. She’s not even good at it.
38:56 Seeya!

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One Response to “Episode 0293 – Santa Time”

  1. Indiana Dave on December 23rd, 2008 6:52 pm

    Great show guys! I miss having kids this time of year, the going to have pics taken with Santa sounds like fun.

    On the Kim cussing topic, I think we just don’t want Kim to have to censor herself because we want the real Kim. And I do get Sam’s point – a gal who tosses f bombs right and left does seem like a sailor-slut, but I don’t think Kim would do that. Kim probably uses the nicer cuss words, not the gooshy gross ones.

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