Episode 0289 – Jacked Up

December 16, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast 

On today’s show: Stressors; getting old; eye doctors; crying kids; rudeness; new clothes; the worst book ever; robot girlfriend; underwear inspections; ponzi schemes; call us – 206.339.7482

00:00 Theme music – just enjoy it for what it is.
00:15 Welcome to the show.
00:30 The world – is it ending?
00:45 Call us – 206.339.7428.
01:00 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
01:45 Getting old.
    02:20 Going to the eye doctor sucks so bad.
    03:00 How does this math work? Oh, yeah, it doesn’t.
    03:45 Peripheral vision test – a colossal waste of money and time.
    04:45 Zoning out can cause you to fail a test.
    05:30 Reading problems.
    06:45 Better or worse? I don’t know, you tell me.
    07:15 Eye measuring machine, could you just do it all?
    08:00 I’m not a doctor, maybe you should give me the answer?
    08:30 Not even a referral?
    09:00 Maybe you just give me my prescription.
    10:00 The best way to fix your eyes.
10:30 Why do kids like to watch other kids cry?
    11:00 Ah, Spongebob, you’re so funny.
    11:30 Nanny 911 – obviously fake.
    12:15 Yes, in fact, moms do.
    12:45 You’re just like this loser.
    13:30 The baby of the family need to stop being a baby.
    14:20 The spanking.
    14:45 Stop being rude, kid.
16:40 New pajamas for reading day.
    18:00 Clothing option, unless you’re Batman.
    18:40 How Thing 3 sets herself up for disappointment.
    19:00 Getting in your kids’ heads.
    19:45 You can wear your new clothes too much.
20:00 Helen sends us a very vile link.
    21:00 This is not an ingredient you ever need to cook with.
    21:30 It’s a quantity issue, you know.
    22:15 A horrible choice.
    23:00 So gross. So very gross.
    23:20 We don’t do this anymore, we just used to. The milk part, not the rest of it.
24:00 Ah, robot girlfriends.
    24:40 Butter your toast? That’s what they call it now?
    25:30 Don’t lie to us, dude.
    26:10 It doesn’t really need to walk.
    27:20 I guess if you have to, you have to, but don’t talk about it.
27:30 I’m an, uh, underwear inspector.
    28:15 Don’t be a crappy parent.
    29:15 A badge doesn’t make it right.
30:20 Ah, ponzi schemes of the grandest order.
    31:30 The horror is spreading.
    32:10 Watch your money, people.
    33:15 How we got here.
    34:00 People screw up everything they touch.
    34:20 And it’s not just management, labor can be tools.
    35:00 That’s right, spite your face. You didn’t need that nose.
    36:30 The union is not really your friend.
38:00 Call us – 206.339.7482.
38:10 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
39:16 Seeya!

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