Episode 0274 – Dead of Winter

November 18, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: We’re back; lack of seasons; cold without a coat; Twilight – not what you think; splatterpunk please; zombie van; secrets; the dragon lady; saw to the head; DISD – bad school; dancers of death; call us – 206.339.7482.

00:00 Theme music – you know you want it.
00:15 Welcome back.
    00:40 Sometimes, people don’t have anything to say.
01:15 It’s not cold, but it’s not hot. And yet it’s almost Christmas.
01:40 Call us – 206.339.7482.
01:45 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
02:10 Our sponsors – love them, so they will love us.
02:50 Thing 2 refuses to wear her coat. So does Thing 1 and Thing 3.
    03:50 Kim’s sister forgot they grew up in the same house.
    04:30 We used to walk in blizzards to get food. We know cold.
    05:30 Kim outclevers Sam.
    06:00 We’re having a hard time feeling like it’s Christmas.
    06:40 Kimservation – it’s kind of hardcore.
    07:10 Colder in the house than outside – yes, sometimes.
    08:00 Oh, their coats are too puffy.
    09:00 Our kids buck the trends, just to make it hard for us.
09:30 The girls plan to see Twilight.
    10:20 Thing 2 forgets her disdain.
    10:40 Thing 2 dumbs herself down for entertainment.
    11:00 This is actually in the book. Not even kidding.
    12:00 Thing 1 is a little odd when it comes to books.
    12:40 Sam expresses his hate for Twilight, again.
    13:20 The secret of chicks and vampires.
    14:10 Kim goes all literature professor on your ass.
15:00 Zombie van.
    16:00 Kim’s mom totally hangs out at the truck stop.
    17:40 Sorry American car manufacturers, this one is getting outsourced.
    19:30 Thing 1 gets a car. Sort of.
    20:30 Oh, look. People holding out information on Sam.
    22:00 Kim is hard to watch when she’s dealing with money.
    23:00 Distrustful car dealers make us cranky.
    24:50 Okay, fine, sale lost for you.
26:00 Saw – the little kid version.
    27:00 What kind of medication?
    27:30 At home c-section and cat burning, also not good.
    28:20 If you’re not watching Dexter, you are totally missing out.
    29:00 Kim just doesn’t like tv sex. It’s not just Dexter.
29:50 DISD – we do whatever we want.
    30:30 I bet those background checks don’t really come up with anything.
    31:40 Social Security numbers – don’t use mine, mmkay?
34:00 Ah, young girls with a plan.
    34:40 Laxatives are a prank, clorox is just dangerous.
    35:45 Kim’s faith in humanity is unshaken.
    36:15 Maybe the punishment for poisoning other people should be severe.
    37:00 Cheerleaders go bad on a regular basis.
38:00 Call us – 206.339.7482.
38:10 Call us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
38:45 T-shirts. We’re working on it, but we suck at drawing.
39:30 Last week – best week ever.
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40:42 Seeya!