Episode 0271 – Broke Down
On today’s show: The gate; bad road neighbors; Kim and fuzz; crazy motorcycle guy; broken brakes; foot fetish; marriage gone bad; lewts; Australian wild boy; Code 12; stumpy. Call us – 206.339.7482.
00:00 Theme music – triumphant, and yet melancholy.
00:15 Hey, welcome to the show. It’s big fun.
00:30 We can’t stop you, kids, but you know you don’t belong.
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01:40 Use blockbuster, you’ll thank us.
02:45 We know you have a job, that’s fine.
03:00 We hate your trucks. All of them.
03:45 You can’t have trucks here, you will break the road.
05:30 And do not, DO NOT, park me into my driveway, you losers.
06:10 What’s the proper response when people are parking everywhere?
07:30 Kim has to call the fuzz.
08:45 Well, that’s no good.
09:30 Emergency services don’t always respond promptly. Or at all.
10:15 Sam almost gets wiped out by a motorcycle.
11:30 Sam almost dies.
13:15 Oh, look. My brakes are shot.
14:30 Lawyers – stop annoying us.
15:30 Oh, look, they don’t communicate.
16:10 Sam goes for the big bikes.
16:50 Oh, look, rewarding bad behavior. AGAIN.
17:20 So, let’s see. We do something bad, and now we get a massage.
17:50 A message to the UK.
19:00 Oh, look, a Dallas school official who sucks.
19:30 Look, I didn’t MEAN to light him on fire.
20:00 Kim comes up with a reasonable explanation.
21:00 The differences in murder types.
22:00 Look, you get to kill someone and you get the lewts.
22:30 Look, we have a new president. Exciting stuff.
23:00 I’m sorry, McCain, you scare me.
23:30 Australia gets a little much-needed attention.
24:15 Here’s why this is a story.
24:50 Hootard – no. Potential serial killer – yes.
25:30 Code 12 – Crazy teen.
26:10 Just send him to Nebraska. But time is running out.
26:20 Sam’s more extreme solution.
27:10 Sam likes Australians, but does not like their government.
27:55 Sara verifies the draconian immigration policy of Australia.
29:10 Dude, you have only 1 limb. That’s no good.
29:30 Sometimes, the brain is not enough.
30:15 Vote for the Unusual is not the greatest campaign slogan in Texas.
30:45 Kim has some trouble with daylight savings time.
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