Episode 0263 – Clean Sweep

October 24, 2008 · Filed Under Podcast

On today’s show: Ideas; podcastawards.com – vote!; Michael Carrino writes in; band collapse; the exterminator; cleaning fools; horrible discovery; melamine sex; STD mail; teen nasty; vote for us at podcastawards.com. Call us – 206.339.7482!

00:00 The theme music, it’s full of stars.
00:30 Show 300 is not going to be a special show, no matter what Sam says.
01:10 That’s right, all the votes are belong to us at podcastawards.com.
01:30 Call us – 206.339.7482.
02:00 Poor dwarf.
02:12 Email us – rwtyshow@gmail.com.
02:40 Our sponsors, we love them. So should you.
02:50 Michael Carrino writes in.
04:00 The Boy has the fear.
04:30 Sam hates the Boy, but just wants the Boy to stay away.
05:20 Sam is totally alone on this, anyway. All girls hate him.
05:50 Kim was actually an English major.
06:00 The band director throws in the towel.
06:40 He’s not enthusiastic, he’s a band nazi.
07:15 You really compete with only half your band?
08:00 Thing 1 is about done with band, anyway.
08:30 Maybe the school will have a firing party.
09:00 The exterminator.
09:15 Sam has expectations.
09:30 Kim likes to get the approval of strangers.
10:00 Scarred by the past.
11:00 A reason to clean.
11:20 Thing 2 – cleaning fool.
11:30 The worst Christmas present ever.
12:20 Some things you don’t want to know.
13:10 This is completely unexpected.
13:45 Poor kid – this is tough.
14:00 You don’t want to know this.
14:30 Oh, you’re swingers. WTF?
14:45 Are we judging too much?
15:00 Is this a misunderstanding? No.
15:20 The secret to a better marriage.
15:50 How do you look at people after you know their secret?
16:30 Why we don’t swing.
17:00 Ah, a SPED.
17:40 Thing 2 has a meltdown.
18:00 Extra people probably don’t make your relationship better.
18:20 They do make it more likely you will get a disease, though.
19:20 Melamine on your junk.
20:00 Just use Nutella. It’s cheaper and tastier.
21:20 In bad times, sex toys are very popular.
22:00 Hey – you’ve got mail. And an STD.
22:50 Maybe we’re just too old fashioned.
23:40 What you should get if you give someone an STD.
24:10 Stay away from the carnies.
25:00 Underage vajajay email bomb.
26:00 You have no control over this, jail time might be a little harsh.
26:40 Sam fears this kind of stuff.
27:20 Where did we go so wrong?
27:30 Lady, naked pictures of you are irretrievable.
28:30 Just the white meat, please.
29:30 Sam gets no credit from his wife.
30:40 Lego Batman – thumbs up.
31:30 Call us – 206.339.7482.
31:45 Juice us – blubrry.
31:50 Vote for us at podcastalley.com.
32:00 Vote for us at the podcastawards.com – EVERY DAY!
33:20 Seeya!