Episode 0031: Burning Down the House

August 28, 2007 · Filed Under Podcast

A bitter blood feud brews between RWTY and another podcast; kids and snakes, a match made in hell; the Texacutioner rides again; secrets from the convent; old people gettin’ it on; fires on your junk; reality show crossovers; and Kim’s plot to kill Sam.

Kim’s not feeling great, so I did the show notes again, enjoy!

00:00 Enjoy our fancy theme music

00:15 Welcome to the show.

01:00 A Kim cooking revelation.

01:15 Sam makes a mistake about another podcast. Mortal podbat is declared!

03:00 A secret about Kim’s past is brought to light.

03:30 The truth about sunscreen.

04:55 Kim sells Sam out, as usual.

05:20 Kid + snake = let’s get raedy to rumble!

08:55 Quick tip – your kid might be a psycho, if . . .

10:20 Something you wouldn’t think would scare kids, and yet, somehow, it does.

11:40 Texas kills a lot of people – 400 as of 08/23/07. Virginia is #2, and they’ve only killed 40 since 1976. Pussies.

14:10 Sam sends a tender message to murderers.

15:55 Sam slams a nun.

17:20 The answer is 60 years; she took her vows when she was 27 years old. She had, however been a missionary since 18 and I’m guessing there’s not a lot of partying as a missionary.

19:30 Kim makes some more excuses for Jesus.

20:45 Something to make you puke in your mouth just a little bit.

22:20 Sam reveals a secret fear to Kim.

23:40 Dr. Stacy is kinda dumb.

24:55 The prolapse makes a triumphant return to the show.

26:20 Kim makes an uncomfortable personal revelation.

27:00 A personal message from Sam to all the ladies . . .

28:40 . . . and a message to the men in the audience.

30:00 Watch out guys, there are crazy chicks out there and they want to mess up your junk.

32:45 A question for the ladies.

33:30 And a warning for the genital mutilators of the world.

34:20 Reality show crossover weirdness.