Episode 0031: Burning Down the House
A bitter blood feud brews between RWTY and another podcast; kids and snakes, a match made in hell; the Texacutioner rides again; secrets from the convent; old people gettin’ it on; fires on your junk; reality show crossovers; and Kim’s plot to kill Sam.
Kim’s not feeling great, so I did the show notes again, enjoy!
00:00 Enjoy our fancy theme music
00:15 Welcome to the show.
01:00 A Kim cooking revelation.
01:15 Sam makes a mistake about another podcast. Mortal podbat is declared!
03:00 A secret about Kim’s past is brought to light.
03:30 The truth about sunscreen.
04:55 Kim sells Sam out, as usual.
05:20 Kid + snake = let’s get raedy to rumble!
08:55 Quick tip – your kid might be a psycho, if . . .
10:20 Something you wouldn’t think would scare kids, and yet, somehow, it does.
11:40 Texas kills a lot of people – 400 as of 08/23/07. Virginia is #2, and they’ve only killed 40 since 1976. Pussies.
14:10 Sam sends a tender message to murderers.
15:55 Sam slams a nun.
17:20 The answer is 60 years; she took her vows when she was 27 years old. She had, however been a missionary since 18 and I’m guessing there’s not a lot of partying as a missionary.
19:30 Kim makes some more excuses for Jesus.
20:45 Something to make you puke in your mouth just a little bit.
22:20 Sam reveals a secret fear to Kim.
23:40 Dr. Stacy is kinda dumb.
24:55 The prolapse makes a triumphant return to the show.
26:20 Kim makes an uncomfortable personal revelation.
27:00 A personal message from Sam to all the ladies . . .
28:40 . . . and a message to the men in the audience.
30:00 Watch out guys, there are crazy chicks out there and they want to mess up your junk.
32:45 A question for the ladies.
33:30 And a warning for the genital mutilators of the world.
34:20 Reality show crossover weirdness.
38:15 Kim’s plot to kill Sam, real slow like.